But, I don't want to be a boring old chap. So here is the list. I have tapered the list, so I can re-evaluate some of my observation for the next 25 years to come.
Oh, I am sorry. Before the list starts off, I want you to understand that these are one-sided observations from my point of view. My personal observations to be exact.
So. Here it goes.
1. Do not by all means, initiate any communication with your exes under any circumstances. Make contact with them only when you're getting on a plane to perform your Hajj. Or the day before your prostate cancer operation. Or in any situation that involves you leaving planet Earth.
2. Short malay men posses an enormous amount of ego. Beware.
3. Leave negativity out from your life, including yes,
sarcastic friends. The truth is, being supportive of each other feels really nice, and warm. Be yourself, and be nice to others. Talk nicely, greet nicely, smile nicely, feel good, and eventually good things will come.
4. Move your jelly limbs forward. If your girlfriend left you for another dude, quickly move on. If your working life and social life does satisfy you, quickly, call somebody that can help you, and move on. Do not wait. That is the trick.
5. Typical malay girls are annoying. They make me feel insufficient inside.
6. Face your crisis openly, and quickly solve it. The keyword here is calm. Calmly, face your problems because in order to live happily, you will need minimum amount of crisis.
That is all for now.
Thank you, and happy turning 25 years old to me.
